Aoife
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Aoife is a prominent Irish Jew from New York. She is also Your Mom. She has met several other boarders, and hosted them in her gracious living room. Kellayy has even slept on her couch.
Aoife is awesome. Like I'm gonna joke here. Come on, have you never seen her birthday posts? She's the best member here!
She is known for her extravagant typos, which may or may not be even remotely close to the keys she was actually looking for.
She occasionally is known for less than enthusiastic AIM conversations (e.g. Brb cookies), but for the most part she is the best... just bewildering.
Aoife is pronounced by repeating thrice any monosyllabic sound. Chk Chk Chk is the most common pronunciation, but she could just as easily be called Pow Pow Pow, Bam Bam Bam, Uh Uh Uh, etc. As she frequently is, most often when her pixie dust expeditions take her north of Central Park.
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[edit] An Important Aoifact
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[edit] Birthday Posts
Aoife is known for her birthday wishes, wish most often consist of random GIS results, boobs, TYPOOS and the occasional vag. Debauchtalespix are generally requested.
[edit] Aoife Trivia
- Does want you to send things to her hooouuuuuse
- Has actually met your mom, and finds her rawther delightful
- Secretly thinks you're an asshole
- Once beat one of the 1986 Bears within an inch of his life - in 1986
- In the film Pee-wee's Big Adventure, Aoife is on a payphone and has to prove to the incredulous individual on the other end of the line that she is in Texas. She leans out of the phone booth, sings the first part of the refrain: "The stars at night, are big and bright..." and then holds up the phone to catch the sound of all the passers by, in unison finishing the phrase "...deep in the heart of Texas", complete with claps
