Dyer

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Dyer is the former girlfriend of the Billy. She is 17 but is victim to the running joke of her being as young as twelve. She is a talented stage actor and musician, and resembles the lovechild of Nicole Kidman and Taylor Swift (now isn't that a lesbian flick worth seeing).

She is simply a bitch to everyone who she finds boring. Stop trying to flatter yourselves, kids. She doesn't care about making fun of you any more than you say you do about saving face.

It is safer to presume Dyer dislikes unless you are Brent, Jimbo, Caribou's eyes or Lance, who once held her hand. Peculiarly, she appears to find Kevin attractive