Grissom

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grissom arrived on earth from the neutral planet in 3692 A.D. he debated about joining nhc before finally registering; it sounded like a good idea but at the same time it could have been a shitty idea, but it didn't matter either way in the end because it wasn't really a big deal. the forum was decent, if not unspectacular to him, but he stuck it out since it looked like things would get better. the discussion was active and rich but otherwise uninteresting.

he may or may not have strong feelings one way or another about anything and/or everything. all i know is his gut says maybe.

[edit] GRISSOM'S GENERICNESS HALL OF FAME

"I wear shorts occasionally, I don't see a problem with it."

"looks painfully generic. I'll skip it."

"Radiohead has a lot of really good music. I'm definitely looking forward to this."

"Haven't done any drugs, don't intend on ever doing any. I don't see why people do."

[edit] ANTI-GRISSOM 3000

One of the growing threats to the board is Anti-Grissom 3000, a virus which takes Grissom's pleasant, generic posts, and makes them unsettling interesting.

"faggots wear shorts: fact"

"looks like a fucking abortion"

"if faggots listen to radiohead then i guess i'm a faggot. o/"

"took me five hours to vacuum all the blow from out of the carpet in my room last night"