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The wiki about the NHC that everyone can :bang:

The No Homers Club pretends to be the biggest messageboard dedicated to The Simpsons on the internet since its creation in 1871 by astronaut millionaire Eric "K." Wirtanen. The patrons of 'Club, as it is known to the those who frequent it, agree that the show has been terrible for the past decade and the Simpsons part of the board has now become a "turd-farm" and a breeding ground for retardation.

Employing regular white guy Dead Nigga Storage as their mascot, the NHC Memorial Orchestra and Tra-La-La Band has enjoyed moderate success in the Italian r'n'b charts, with hits such as 'Niggaro' and 'Spaghetti Comma,'

As of 2034, the NHC is the single biggest manufacturer of meta bullshit in the Canary Islands.

Future plans include the construction of a "doomsday device."

258 articles since December, 2007

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Aoife is a prominent Irish Jew from New York. She is also Your Mom. She has met several other boarders, and hosted them in her gracious living room. Kellayy has even slept on her couch. She is known for her extravagant typos, which may or may not be even remotely close to the keys she was actually looking for. (more)


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"I wear shorts occasionally, I don't see a problem with it." -Grissom

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Nebuchanezzar finally gets his own NHC Wiki page
He absolutely loves it.


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